flaxxxen: (what is going on here?)
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Thanks, [livejournal.com profile] citizenjess, for bringing this to my attention!

Haiku:

Friends Flax and Solo
Relax at the beach spying
On cute gay Jedi


If you've seen the obnoxious twitpics from [livejournal.com profile] solo_evenstar and I regarding this, you'll know what I'm talking about. ;]
BEST DAY.
flaxxxen: (Sokka self abuse)
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!


I thought I would be working tonight (I bartend for a weekly party circuit in Manhattan) but NOOOOOOOOOO 4th of July weekend, thanks for telling me, fucktards!



FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
flaxxxen: (Filoni of <3)
This afternoon I jogged the 2.5 miles over to the beach to watch the pretty colors and drown my sorrows in the sea relax a bit.
Upon sitting alone at a bench however, three young guys asked if they could join me. They introduced themselves as Mike, Twin, and Chuno (?????????), and they had a small dragon lizard thing with them. I let them sit and talk to me mostly because of the cool lizard.... Okay, ENTIRELY because of the lizard. Then they offered me some weed, but I declined (never accept drugs from strangers, kids!).
Then I jogged home.

I still need to stock up on liquor, but keep forgetting! Grrrr!
flaxxxen: (my BFF & her b00bies)
I decided to make a new kind of entry! This will start off as a memo in my phone, and I will update it throughout the night, then post the end result after all the craziness is over with.

K? Sound dorky enough?

OK!

8:17 PM
On the N train, heading out from Brooklyn (I just moved back to my Mom's house about a month ago, wah!) and going to my brand-spankin' new job in Hell's Kitchen (kill me!). I don't know why I continue to work in Midtown when I hate the area so much, but whatever.
It's monsooning again, I'm running late, AND my express train decided to randomly hit all the local stops! WHAT THE FUCK! There was a guy sitting across from me eating McDonald's and rapping to himself, but apparently I eyeballed him enough and he moved to the next car.
This train is taking FOREVER!

8:46 PM
Going over the Manhattan Bridge now. The Statue of Liberty says hello.

8:51 PM
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew Canal Street!!!!!!!!!!
Some very tubby ghetto dude is doing a jig and singing in falsetto right next to my seat. What have I done, God?

9:02 PM
My stop!!

10:36 PM
Naturally it's DEAD. Not a single damn client in the club!! I need a new job, and I just got this one! F U C K.

10:51 PM
Still dead.

10:53 PM
Still dead.

11:08 PM
Kill me.


3:18 AM
ZOMG my night picked up! Yay!!!!!! Money for Texas and San Diego with Mandy! LOLOLOL

I LOVE HOW

Jun. 15th, 2009 01:41 am
flaxxxen: (my BFF & her b00bies)
WHEN DOWNLOADING ANYTHING, THE WAIT TIME IS DESIGNATED "ETA"... BECAUSE THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

THAT IS ALL.


OK, NO IT'S NOT. Shit, let me stop using caps. Last night was ridiculous. So ridiculous that what happened in my icon happened a lot at someone's birthday party (the craptastic gif is my BFF flashing her goodies at rock stars). Mrahahahahhahahahhaha.


ALSO: TRUE BLOOD! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!
flaxxxen: (Zuko stop lying!)
I'm no longer on my deathbed! Yay! Still perplexed so to why I keep coming down with these illnesses people usually deal with in childhood. Tonsillitis? Mono? Biology you are useless.

In other news; (I'm sure the universe is tired of hearing about this, but...) I've been on something of an employment drought for the last 6 months. UNTIL YESTERDAY, whereupon three different establishments chose to hire me. It never rains but it pours?

Also been seriously contemplating a move to either Miami or LA. Don't ask why I really fell in love with both of those cities, because it's a mystery. NYC has been on my shitlist for years. Especially since it's June and about 60 degrees and monsooning. WHAT THE FUCK.

Here's to making money and gtfo my momma house! *Cheers with coffee mug*

AND GUESS WHAT, GUESS WHAT? WHO'S GETTING A TABLET? OH, YOU KNOW WHO! TEGAKIE PREPARE TO GET RAPED BY USELESS PICS OF TREES AND AHSOKA TANO AND MY FEET OR SOMETHING.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd even better, True Blood is coming back in a few days! I am way too excited.

That is all. ♥
flaxxxen: (hips don't lie)
And who fainted after getting an IV full of antibiotics? Not me, nope, no way, that's for sure... O_o

You know, I hate weather. Fuck you, weather, for being all nice and stuff while I have to sit here in AGONY.


In other news, I had the best dream EVER. In which I was a SPY wearing a RED BIKINI in SAN FRANCISCO! I snuck into some suspect's high-rise apartment and stole his art book!

Top that, I dare you!

Lololol... ♥ you guize! BRB to the internet at large sometime soon. ☺ ☺ ☺
flaxxxen: (Aang/Zuko dance party!)
This all started in the comments of [livejournal.com profile] fialleril's icon post. We were discussing the similarities of Anakin and Zuko, and came to the conclusion that they are, quite simply, the same person (hey, they both get burned a lot!). Fia ordered suggested I write some crack, and this was born.


'Fire Lord of the... Sith?' (Otherwise known as, Flax doesn't know what the hell to name her fic.)
Crossover- Star Wars/Avatar: The Last Airbender, AU, parody, complete!crack! all of that.
Rating: PG 6 ½
Warning: Flagrant abuse of two fandoms, ellipses, and blue sparkles.



Leia just took a deep breath and counted to one-hundred. )
flaxxxen: (where I wanna be)
It often makes for a sympathetic character flaw.

Except when that character is YOURSELF.

LOL

Apr. 25th, 2009 08:47 am
flaxxxen: (well does he?)
Photobucket


I bought the pumpkin raisin. Om nom nom.
flaxxxen: (IAN MALCOLM = SEX)
Wooohoooooo! I couldn't seem to sleep last night, so I've been dicking around the internetz.

So to celebrate, here is an icon of my childhood dreamboat, Jeff Goldblum stfu.



PS BTW LOL: There's a line in Peter Gabriel's song 'In Your Eyes' where it REALLY sounds like he says "a thousand turkeys".....

I'm not crazy (lies) and I'm not making it up, go and listen!


ETA: I AM PSYCHIC. I just turned on the TV and found Jeff Goldblum on the Rachel Ray show! OMG he plays piano, really well, I didn't know!! __
flaxxxen: (Mona Ventress)
[livejournal.com profile] fialleril brings the sauce, and I bring the pancakes!

If whomever reads this decides they want a random character from whatever, I shall give it, and they shall meme it. ♥

My tag was Asajj Ventress (who is demented in my icon).


CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT )
flaxxxen: (AT-AT CAT-CAT)
I CAN'T FUCKING FIGURE OUT TEGAKIIIIIIIIIIIIII, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MEME TIEMZ

Apr. 11th, 2009 09:37 pm
flaxxxen: (Anakin on Fire)
[livejournal.com profile] fialleril is gorgeous and amazing and brings memes! Now I tag all of you, flist, mrahahaha!


1. Reply to this post, and I will pick six of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon glee. ZOMG.

A cut because I love you. )
flaxxxen: (Mace Windu PWN)
Half of this is so far off the mark, then the other half is fucking scary accurate.

-----


Your result for The Greek Mythology Personality Test...

Dionysus

0% Extroversion, 33% Intuition, 100% Emotiveness, 71% Perceptiveness

Although deeply emotional, you are extremely lacking in self-knowledge (I'm a stupid kid, I hope so). You are somewhat needy, and when bored, may become very hedonistic. (LOL what?) Your life is a quest for meaning, above all else. You are most like Dionysus. You are primarily interested in serving others (are you fucking kidding me?), but your efforts are almost always unappreciated. You aren't confrontational, you're often out of tune with your own needs and unaware of the consequences of your own actions (damn okay they got me).


You are, at heart, a good person (why thank you Master of the Internet). You are very affectionate, and you are very loyal to your friends and family. You are very reluctant to burden others with your own problems, to the point that this in itself can become a problem for the people who care about you. This is a particular of a more general problem. Dionysus sends waves of ruin throughout his personal life (gee, fabulous!). He is the photographer who seduces his subjects. He is the teacher who seduces a student (so I can seduce anyone basically? AWESOME). He is the art student who paints nonrepresentational splashes of color, he is the poet who rejects meter and content. You seek sexual partners more than anything else (this is to exploit the nurturing side of others to help fill your own void). (Uhhhhhhhh really? Really really? K.) If not sexual partners, this desire to become the object of sympathy with other people can manifest itself in other destructive ways. Stinkfist by Tool explains your condition pretty well. (Tool is FOR tools, you wankfest!) It's very likely that you haven't had many experienced mentors (where's Obi-Wan when you need him? I'm a young whiny blonde, too). You don't want them either, because you're the sort of person who rejects criticism and boundaries, but they're also your only hope for reaching any kind of emotional maturity (maybe it's all young whiny blondes).


Famous People Like You: John Lennon (LOL, he and I share a birthday!), Mick Jagger, Michael Jackson (WHYYYYYY), Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe, Hugh Hefner.

I'd tell you to stay clear of Hermes, Icarus and Apollo, but you could probably learn something from them. You're least likely to hurt The Oracle, Atlas, Prometheus, and Daedalus, but Atlas and Daedalus won't like you very much.
Seek out: The Oracle (is this the fucking Matrix?!?!), Prometheus




Take The Greek Mythology Personality Test
at HelloQuizzy

flaxxxen: (I FEEL PRETTY)
JUST GOT IN FROM AN IMPROMPTU DATE WITH A CRAZY 6' 4" RUSSIAN GUY NAMED MAXIM. EVEN IN 5" HEELS HE WAS TALLER THAN ME. YESSSSSSSSSS.

LOL MY LIFE IS INTERESTING. GOODNIGHHHHHHT.

YES, IT IS DAWN AND I'M STILL DRUNK AND I JUST GOT HOME. LEAVE ME ALONE.

4 ½ miles

Apr. 8th, 2009 02:32 am
flaxxxen: (PURPLE INK)
That's how much I ran today. Been jogging like a fiend, trying to get back into shape. Every year I do the same thing, though, lose a ton of weight in April/May, then once winter hits I let it all go to hell.

Why, why, why???

You know what? I'm going to go right ahead and blame the cold weather. I can't jog so well when it's 5º farenheit outside. This is just another reason why I should move somewhere warm. Ugh, please let this be my last year in NY. Please, God, if you're real...

Haha, anybody on the west coast/in Florida need a roomie?



In other news: )
flaxxxen: (Hometown)
BUT I HAD TO SHARE THIS!!!


A casting notice that was emailed to me today:


CASTING 1. NYC

"Love Never Dies" Musical Equity Call for Dancers & Singers (NY)

Love Never Dies
Broadway Production $1,558/week minimum.
Producer: The Really Useful Group
Music: Andrew Lloyd Webber
Director: Jack O’Brien
Choreographer: Jerry Mitchell
Casting: Telsey + Company

1st rehearsal: Approximately August 2009. Opening Night: Approximately October 2009.
Due to the ambitious nature of this production, which will premiere in London and New York in the same season, exact opening dates and cities cannot be confirmed at this time. However, it’s confirmed that rehearsals will take place in London prior to an out-of-town tryout, probably in Toronto, before opening on Broadway. We anticipate that these plans will be confirmed before final auditions or contract offers."

In 1907 New York, the mysterious "Maestro" who runs the theatre at Coney Island announces a one-off concert by legendary Parisian soprano Christine Daaé. Her arrival in New York with husband Raoul, Victome de Chagny and son Gustave, and their subsequent meeting with the "Maestro," bring the cataclysmic events of 10 years earlier at the Paris Opera crashing back into all their lives.


LMFAOOOOO it's Phantom of the Opera the Sequel!!!! I NEED to audition for this!!!!! I will never get it but haahahahahahhahahahahahha!
flaxxxen: (cthulu sushi)
HAIIII EVERYONE. I HAD THE WORST DAY EVER. I AM NOW DRINKING AWAY MY SORROWS. :D

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