Do you wear a nametag at work?
He-e-ell no.Why are you doing this survey?
It's a teensy bit original. Have you ever thought that your life was so bad you wanted to give up?
Yeah, but I wouldn't bother because that's going to be taken care of for me one day!Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.How many pillows on your bed?
One for each of my lovers, of which there are seven.Ever had the opposite sex in your room?
The scandal!On your bed?
No, just under it.Where's the last place you ordered food from?
Does Starbucks coffee count? Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
14th. It was the worst surprise of all time, but I loved it.What high school did/do you attend?
I've never actually been to high school.How's life?
You know that movie 'The Science of Sleep' with that really cute South American guy? I can relate to him sometimes. What are you excited for?
Halloween. Getting a haircut. Finding a fall coat.What do you order when you go to Taco Bell? NO.What did you do last night?
My hair. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I just wing it, mate.Are you happy right now?
I am too coffee-deprived to feel.If you could change your eye color what would it be to?
Why do you end the sentence with a preposition? I probably would just lighten up the grey a bit, to add to the creep-factor.Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
Story of my life!Have you ever really wanted something so bad and got it?
Yes, and then I hated it.What's your current problem?
My birthday is fast approaching, ahhhhhh!! What color are your eyes?
???What's the longest you have talked on the phone to someone?
Somewhere in the 8-hour-plus range. Michele and I can get up to some weird psychobabble. How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
Idk.Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
The aforementioned Michele, her sisters, Inna... Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
I can't drive at all! I fail. :(Anything hurt on your body right now?
The leg that I am sitting on is falling asleep. What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
Spoke with Anna, who woke me! Who will you be with this Sunday night?
Some buds.Have you done anything bad recently?
I made tea instead of coffee, oh, the shame.What are you listening to?
The sounds from the river about 200 yards away. When was the last time you laughed?
Last night.Have you ever been stalked?
I know you are!What was the last thing you cried about?
Pretty books.Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
But I'm never wrong.Anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend?
Your mom! Would you rather someone be honest & hurt you or lie and save your feelings?
Honesty. How many piercings do you have?
Four.What are you drinking?
Tea. Bah.What do you wear to bed?
Sweats and whatever shirt is on the floor.Is your shirt new?
No, I found it on the floor. Are you afraid of bugs?
Centipedes. O_O Are you hiding something?
Usually.Do you read?
I always start books and never finish them. What's your favorite emotion?
Poo!What did you do tonight?
I sparkled!Are you pointless?
That is such a possibility! Do you smoke gaunja?
Is that how it's spelled now? You insult my victorian sensibilities, btw. Ever thrown a house party?
Invite a bunch of drunk raving loonies to MY place? Not likely!