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flaxxxenSo, thanks to all the kitchen-spanish I know, I was able to drunkenly negotiate my way around the city tonight. "Donde esta la bana?" "No, no, esta para ti." when I tried to leave money on the bar. Also, I may or may not still be wasted. Whatever, the Dunkin' Donuts guy gave me free shit. None of this makes sense. I'm sorry.
Today was my friend James Brown's (no, no no no, that REALLY is his name. For realz) 21st birthday. Awwwww. So, naturally I am typing this wasted. GUYS I AM 25. How are there still barely-legal people on this earth? WTF,
Anyway, omg I hate my helmet. All of my photos for it are tagged as like, helmetfuck0ffanddie.jpeg and stuff. HOW ARE YOU NOT DONE? I HAVE BEEN MAKING YOU SINCE SEPTEMBER. WHAT.
It still looks horrible. I need to file the hell out of it. AND that is on top of it taking 4 hours just for me to cut out the face. Yeah. PS I am totes using a (fulll) bottle of Malibu as a base. Yes. Much is explained.
Today was my friend James Brown's (no, no no no, that REALLY is his name. For realz) 21st birthday. Awwwww. So, naturally I am typing this wasted. GUYS I AM 25. How are there still barely-legal people on this earth? WTF,
Anyway, omg I hate my helmet. All of my photos for it are tagged as like, helmetfuck0ffanddie.jpeg and stuff. HOW ARE YOU NOT DONE? I HAVE BEEN MAKING YOU SINCE SEPTEMBER. WHAT.
It still looks horrible. I need to file the hell out of it. AND that is on top of it taking 4 hours just for me to cut out the face. Yeah. PS I am totes using a (fulll) bottle of Malibu as a base. Yes. Much is explained.
